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Paul Lynde: Hollywood Squares quips
Q: What is a "dual purpose cow?"
Lynde: It gives milk
and cookies. But I wouldn't recommend the cookies.
Q: Why do the Hells Angels wear leather?
Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles so easily.
Q: Henry Kissinger once visited Japan and went into a geisha house. What did he do while he was there?
Lynde: Negotiating for peace.
Q: What does Superman wear under his suit?
Lynde: A dickie.
Q: Why would you throw a lemon down a garbage disposal?
Lynde: Because it was very,
very naughty.
Q: True or false: Roma legend has it that God made the people of the world in a large oven.
Lynde: (looks at Leslie Uggams) Looks like you were overcooked.
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